Sunday, March 20, 2011

A Feet Treet

Wednesday, March 9, 2011

Saturday, February 26, 2011

Spiky Fleur

Wednesday, January 26, 2011

Troubling Times

A summer day. A jaunty baseball hat. Three blue slushies from Cumbies. A trip to the Shelburne Museum. Who could ever have foreseen that the idle combination of these elements would result in the emotional scarring of three young friends?

Once upon a time, three young people decided to take a trip to local museum.

“Why not?” “Why not?” “Why not?”

And so they went.

They paid the exorbitant entrance fees and began their wanderment. They toured the merry-go-round, the blacksmiths cottage. Finally, they walked into what they thought was the artist-in-residence’s home.

What they actually walked into was the aftereffect of a monster revolution.

Stuffed entrails dripped off balconies, refugees hung to ropes hanging ominously over open mouths and bared teeth. A single picture of a shell-shocked hat was snapped, and the trio left quietly, mouths hanging open, hearts and minds torn asunder. Never to be the same again.  

Saturday, December 11, 2010

The Casual Squid


Casual Squids are full of tricks.

Namely one—they are never casual about anything.

Especially dinner. 

Wednesday, September 29, 2010

Tomatoface Killah

I never met a Tomatoface Killah I didn’t like.

EXCEPT FOR THIS ONE.