The Juanitasaurus, long thought extinct, has resurfaced in the quiet town of Post Mills, Vermont. This town, located five miles past Old City, VT and only 2 miles short of Beanville, VT, is enjoying its newfound sense of worth and glory.
“I’m not dead yet,” a 40 foot-long banner strung out across the town’s one mobile station accurately proclaims, because the strangest part of this story is that the Juanitasaurus is, in fact, alive.
Local 6 year old dinosaur expert John Little had this to say about this dinosaur’s mysterious living presence:
Well, it’s not dead, but it’s really slow. I think no one knew it was alive because it looks like wood, but if you try really hard and don’t blink for a really long time you can see its eyes moving like when dad pretends he’s sleeping on the couch so he doesn’t have to play outside.
What’s next for this slow and steady dinosaur? Locals seem to think it’s ready for the bigtime. Check out their website, and vote to get this giganta-beast its own reality show.
