A sidewalk pineapple plant struck me as I walked by it. And it hurt. I turned to catch the smacksome villain who dared smite me and saw nothing. I looked again with my Camera Obscura, and found this treacherous roadside beast, eager to cause strife of all varieties. I threatened to chop off its head and eat it, and it quickly groveled while I walked away. By the time I reached the corner I could already hear it giggling again. Alas that my reprimand was overlooked so quickly, but then again, who would eat an unripe pineapple?
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