Tuesday, January 26, 2010

Yellog: The Thai Underdog



Some monsters stew in secret. They wait for darkness to eat up the sunlight so they can billow around in shadows.

Some blind us with beauty. They throw wonderful straw men in our faces and hearts that make us forget the evil brewing beneath their charms.

And some are blatant and rely on brute strength to force us to their bidding. A sub-group of this blatant type are yellow and resemble giant humanoid dogs. This particular brand of monster, a Yellog, is both blatant and stupid. Yellogs are easily caught and trained by Green Professionals[i]. Which, luckily, are at least as abundant Yellogs.



[i] This is especially true when the GP in question has a 30 meter scarf at his disposal (Yellogs have very sensitive throats and are incapacitated by even something light and soft twined around their necks) which he, of course, has.


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